My granny told me what it used to be like at the seaside. "There was a laughing sailor machine. You put your money in and you didn't win anything or get a refund, it just laughed at you. There's nothing like that these days."
I said, "Yes there is - it's called the lottery."Submitted by: giorgiss
I finally managed to catch the sun today after years of failing.
The paperboy was so impressed, he gave it to me, for free.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just been watching Time Team and they found a piece of pot two thousand years old.
Amazing, I can't get mine to last the weekend.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got held up in traffic last night and arrived home about half an hour later than usual.
By the time I got back the ground floor of my house had already been converted into a Tesco Express.Submitted by: giorgiss
Summer vacations: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
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If you want anyone to say something nice about you, then you either have to retire, die or win the lottery.
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Busy? In a meeting? Put your phone on silent, so instead of being interrupted by texts, you can be interrupted by constantly checking for texts.
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MSN news : White iPhone 4 leaked
apple juice presumably ?Submitted by: giorgiss
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house quicker than the police.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach his wife to fish and he can spend several hours on the sofa watching Sky Sports.
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