The wife's booking me an appointment with a therapist, to calm my subversive nature.
If she manages to find where I've hidden her phone, laptop, car keys, yellow pages and shoes of course.Submitted by: giorgiss
I met this bird from New York in the pub this week and I took her out for dinner last night.
I told her I knew this fantastic place that does really authentic native American food.
She wasn't too impressed though.
Apparently they have MacDonalds in the US as well.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've Always said i will die before im 30.
2012, Don't fail me nowSubmitted by: giorgiss
I was walking down the street when I saw about 12 people huddled round this old guy laying on the floor, one of them ran over to me and shouted "please tell me you've got a phone, we need to ring an ambulance or he's going to die!"
I replied "Sorry I haven't" I don't want that many people knowing I have an iPhone.Submitted by: giorgiss
I would like to take this opportunity to thank Dr Bernados, Oxfam and Save The Children for all the good work they do day in day out
I haven't had to purchase any bin liners for at least three years...Submitted by: giorgiss
I've never quite understood self-help books. If you're looking for self-help, then why would you read a book written by someone else?
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People say I'm childish - so what, at the end of the day my dad will still batter their dad.
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What do you call a 14 year old chav girl who isn't a mother yet?
Pregnant...Submitted by: giorgiss
I work for Ro'ya'l' Ma'il.
Before you point out the punctuation errors in this statement, bear in mind that apostrophes can be used to represent missing letters.Submitted by: giorgiss
anyone else watchin the grizzly man to see if they show him gettin killed in the end?
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