My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday because of my obsession.
She said, "I'm sick of it. You actually believe that you're a Transformer. It's stupid. I've had enough and I'm leaving you."
I said, "But, Baby, I can change."
She said, "There you go again!"Submitted by: giorgiss
My best mate is called Tiba.
Sometimes, I think he's a bit backwards.Submitted by: giorgiss
How did I get out of Iraq?
Iran.Submitted by: giorgiss
A Muslim walks into a pub and the barman says, "Why the wrong place?"
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I just saw an advert for the new film: 'The Hole - Now in 3D!'
Well, surely it has to be in 3D otherwise it's just a circle.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm planning on being more spontaneous in the future.
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This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club.
I was confused, I'd never met herbivore.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet.
So far I've got twelve fridges.Submitted by: giorgiss
I smacked a Paki on the head with a hammer yesterday at 12:00.
Bang on the dot.Submitted by: giorgiss
Spelling is important, look! The difference between won and one:
Great Britain have just won gold.
Australia have just one gold.Submitted by: giorgiss
