I noticed that the local convent has no security around the building, so I helped myself.
No 'fence.
Nun taken.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife shouted upstairs, "The sun's just come out."
I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops and shot down the stairs.
I was rather shocked when I got down to find our lad holding hands with his mate Michael.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just found that my Wii remote doesn't work if you take it out of the sync region.
Much like my wife.Submitted by: giorgiss
Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It's an absolute mystery as to why though.
The plot thickens...Submitted by: giorgiss
I thought my wife was happy to fully repair my jeans.
Or at least sew its seams.Submitted by: giorgiss
I start my job at a restaurant tomorrow.
I can't wait.Submitted by: giorgiss
The most common surname In China is Chang, correct me if you think that's Wong.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I lost my mood ring.
I don't know how I feel about this.Submitted by: giorgiss
I asked my grandmother for "something Cuban" for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara shirt.
Clothes, but no cigar.Submitted by: giorgiss
I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.Submitted by: giorgiss
