I went to a really posh school.
In fact, the school was so posh that the Gym was called James.Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC News : 'Missing eight-year-old found safe.'
But she couldn't crack it.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was lying in bed and I thought, "I've gotta start telling the truth."
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My dad never loved me as a child.
I can't blame him really.
I wasn't born until he was an adult.Submitted by: giorgiss
I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p.
I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation.Submitted by: giorgiss
Procrastinators unite!... tomorrow.
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BBC NEWS: French Chef commits suicide after critics attack.
After further investigation, it turns out he simply lost the huile d'olive.Submitted by: giorgiss
I have a friend who's half Indian.
Ian.Submitted by: giorgiss
My uncle always boasts that he can pleasure himself for hours and hours.
I wish he wouldn't rub it in my face.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went into a fancy dress shop and asked the woman working there if they had any ghost costumes.
She said "We don't sell those, I'm afraid."
Stupid cow. They're not that scary.Submitted by: giorgiss
