Comic Relief-Do Something Funny For Money.
I pushed a paki in front of a bus then nicked his wallet.Submitted by: giorgiss
Have you heard of the 'Computers for Africa' charity supplying the poorest regions with computers and laptops to help with education?
It must be nice for them to look forward to getting a virus which isn't HIV.Submitted by: giorgiss
Due to the recession, I suggest 'Comic Relief' be renamed 'Economic Relief'.
Money raised would go to people shafted by the government, instead of AIDS-ridden Africans, paraplegics and spastics who clearly have nothing to live for anyway.Submitted by: giorgiss
Please give generously to Comic Relief.
Just 30 000 is enough to send a washed up, B-list comedian and a film crew on an all expenses paid holiday to Africa.Submitted by: giorgiss
TV: So please, dig deep into your pockets and give generously...
I would, but they're round my ankles at the minute.Submitted by: giorgiss
For just 10 a month, You can reduce your annual salary by 120.
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After watching Comic Relief and seeing all the poverty it's made me realise how lucky I am.
I got my 32 inch HD TV half price on the last day of the sale, it's like the flies are actually in the room.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm all for blokes growing a moustache for Movember.
But did my wife have to join in.Submitted by: giorgiss
I shaved my eyebrows off for charity.
Turns out they would have preferred money.Submitted by: giorgiss
With your help and continued support, from as little as 25 pounds a month, little orphan Mwogli can have 600 minutes and unlimited texts.
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