What's the difference between the KKK and the English government?
One knows what its doing, and the other doesn't have a klu.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between an American and a tub of lard?
The tub.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why do women have larger hips than men?
To balance the washing basket on.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Chicken Pox?
Chicken Pox is still coming over kids.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Jade Goody and Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi?
Max Clifford.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between an egg and cancer?
Jade Goody could beat an egg.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between the Haitian Earthquake and Madeleine McCann?
One started at the bottom of the sea...Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between the Eithiopian plane crash and Michael Jackson?
One makes a crash site, the other makes a site crashSubmitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Hitler and Prince Phillip?
Hitler's dead.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a Terry's chocolate orange and a dead body?
You don't need to whack a dead body before you unwrap it.Submitted by: giorgiss
