What's the difference between your mum and our local?
Our local gives good head.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a paki drug smuggler in China and me?
I'm going to wake up tomorrow.Submitted by: giorgiss
only_girls_allowed wrote:
What's the difference between Kate and Gerry McCann and Josef Fritzl?
Josef knows where his daughter is.
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That's not really a difference is it?Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a toilet-brush and a toothbrush?
The taste.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whats the difference between karate and evolution?
In karate you start off white and end up black.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Rememberence Day and an Andy Parsons joke?
We only have 2 minutes silence on Rememberence Day.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a traffic warden and a sperm cell?
The sperm cell has at least 1 out of 375,000,000 chance of getting a life.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between my epileptic brother and my new jigsaw.
I can't get my jigsaw to fit.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Rolf Harris and the Australian cricket team?
Rolf Harris can draw gracefully.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whats the difference between a woman and a ball of string?
The string won't go on for ever.Submitted by: giorgiss
