Jokes in category: “difference”:

Q: What's the difference between a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman?
A: In each case, there's a moron who didn't pull it out on time

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What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Susan Boyle?
Susan Boyle hasn't been fingered.

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What's the difference between a postman and a postwoman?
A few letters.

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What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Haiti?
I know where Madeleine McCann is.

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What's the difference between a brothel and daycare?
You use protection in a brothel.

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What's the difference between Jordan and the X Factor?
The X Factor only had half a million entries this year

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What's the difference between Iceland food and Iceland customers?
Some of the food isn't battered.

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What's the difference between James Corden and AIDS?
I don't hope AIDS will suffer from James Corden.

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Whats the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?
Sir Alex will still be pulling young men off in August.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a bag of marshmallows?
Not much. They're both white, made children's faces all sticky, and will be roasted in fire soon.

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