Sickipedia one liners.
Because we shouldn't have to think up our own Facebook statuses.

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James Bond is constantly ripped, amazing at poker, and seems to know where all the good looking girls in the area are.
Three guesses how he spent his time as a teenager...

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The 21st century.
When deleting history is more important than making it.

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My boss has threatened to give me the sack for being on Sickipedia too long...
I usually only have to swallow the first few inches.

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Whatever happened to yahoo?
Think I'll google it.

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I googled "Gary Oldman" and got some pretty disturbing images - he's really let himself go, I thought.
Then I realised I'd left the "R" out.

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RIP Teletext. You were like the internet if it was bought from a pound shop.

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I met up with my internet friend yesterday.
We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls.

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Whats the difference between Tim Henman and Sickipedia?
Tim Henman was a good server

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Yay! Sickipedia's back!
I don't know what I'd do without Sickipedia...
Probably go out, socialise, make some friends, get a girlfriend, get a job...

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