Sickipedia one liners.
Because we shouldn't have to think up our own Facebook statuses.Submitted by: giorgiss
James Bond is constantly ripped, amazing at poker, and seems to know where all the good looking girls in the area are.
Three guesses how he spent his time as a teenager...Submitted by: giorgiss
The 21st century.
When deleting history is more important than making it.Submitted by: giorgiss
My boss has threatened to give me the sack for being on Sickipedia too long...
I usually only have to swallow the first few inches.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whatever happened to yahoo?
Think I'll google it.Submitted by: giorgiss
I googled "Gary Oldman" and got some pretty disturbing images - he's really let himself go, I thought.
Then I realised I'd left the "R" out.Submitted by: giorgiss
RIP Teletext. You were like the internet if it was bought from a pound shop.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I met up with my internet friend yesterday.
We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whats the difference between Tim Henman and Sickipedia?
Tim Henman was a good serverSubmitted by: giorgiss
Yay! Sickipedia's back!
I don't know what I'd do without Sickipedia...
Probably go out, socialise, make some friends, get a girlfriend, get a job...Submitted by: giorgiss