Oh yeah, real mature guys! Is this like the time you made me believe David Schwimmer died?
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I've got this thing that makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down.
It's a cow.Submitted by: giorgiss
Sometimes when I'm bored I like to fill my bath up with water and turn on the shower so I can pretend I'm in a submarine that just got hit.
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... which is why I start sentences in the middle.
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Feminists.
If you hate men so much, why are you always trying to be like us?Submitted by: giorgiss
I walked up to reception in the hotel and said, "Sorry, but I forgot what room I'm in."
"No problem, Sir. This is called the lobby."Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife just said to me, "I was worried the mechanic was going to rip me off but it was okay, all I needed was indicator fluid."
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I like to sleep with the bedside lamp on, even though my wife reckons it's weird.
I don't see how, I think it makes a great hat!Submitted by: giorgiss
My missus said, "The hot water's cold."
So it's cold water then?Submitted by: giorgiss
It was lucky that I went to see a fortune teller today.
She warned me that somebody was going to swindle me.
I was more than happy to pay for that kind of information.Submitted by: giorgiss
