I read somewhere that we only use 10% of our brains.
I wonder what the other half is for?Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the point of doors that have signs on them saying "Please keep closed at all times"
Doesn't that technically make it a wall?Submitted by: giorgiss
I was talking to this girl, and she was complaining that sick jokes are getting too predictable so that after the first line you can guess the punchline.
So I took her out to dinner and we fell in love and we now are happily married with three kids.Submitted by: giorgiss
I fell off a 50ft ladder yesterday... luckily I was on the bottom step.
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Did you hear about the man who bought a sleeping bag?
He spent 3 hours trying to wake it up.Submitted by: giorgiss
I can't believe how stupid that Post Office clerk was.
He said that my parcel was too heavy and that I needed to put more stamps on it.
Like that's going to make it lighter.Submitted by: giorgiss
I walked into the shop and the girl behind the counter said, "Sorry, no dogs."
"That's OK, I brought my own. It's actually cigarettes I'm looking for?"Submitted by: giorgiss
My missus says I'm sick, stupid and immoral.
She's obviously the stupid one for believing I'll live forever.Submitted by: giorgiss
As adverts on the television tell us not to use light switches if we smell gas, I find it useful to always have a candle ready for in case of such emergencies.
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Scotland Yard have caught an Irishman planting a bomb in London.
They arrested him whilst he was watering it.Submitted by: giorgiss
