Text Message: "Hi from Orange. Would you like to give to the Haiti Earthquake Fund..."
Dad: "Haha Orange sent me a joke"Submitted by: giorgiss
I called the tax office earlier and the guy told me to hold the line for a few minutes.
When he finally came back to the phone, I had to congratulate him.
Hats off to the lad, he could play piano like Mozart.Submitted by: giorgiss
Did you know that iPhones have had a recent update allowing users to monitor their weight due to Apple installing scales onto the phone, so go on... step on and see your weight!
Submitted by: giorgiss
I saved an absolute fortune using 118 118.
I asked them to text me the phone number of a directory enquiries service that doesn't charge 1.70 per query.Submitted by: giorgiss
I saw the results of a phone-in poll this morning:
Do you think computer games make children more violent?
62% of people said no, 23% said yes, and 15% said don't know.
It's not the poll that alarms me, it's the fact that 15% of people rang up to say that they didn't know!Submitted by: giorgiss
Did you know that the mobile phone is the only thing in the world which blokes argue over who's got the smallest?
Submitted by: giorgiss
You can make the new iPhone work just like a Blackberry
By turning it off.Submitted by: giorgiss
They are going to make cigarettes look as plain as possible or even cover them up completely to make them unappealing.
Kind of like Muslim women then?Submitted by: giorgiss
A lot of people seem to forget their other four fingers when waving to me.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm on the new O2 plan...
Unlimited Smoke Signals
250 Pigeons a month
Free messages in a bottle to other O2 customersSubmitted by: giorgiss
