Remember: "Stop, Drop, and Roll" is not only an effective fire safety technique, but also a memorable way out of a boring conversation.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I personally find the facebook 'poke' feature to be too informal and patiently await the introduction of the 'molest' option....
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Because of Blackberry outages, millions of users are checking their email on a computer like wild cave savages.
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I used to get strange looks for trying to use my phone on the bus.
But then again, it was 1982.Submitted by: giorgiss
The problem with women is that they lack the power of conversation....
but not the power of talkingSubmitted by: giorgiss
What did 1 BlackBerry user say to the other Blackberry user?
Nothing!Submitted by: giorgiss
I tried texting with gloves and I just couldn't do it so I went back to texting with a phone.
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I work in a call centre in Norwich and we've just been told our jobs are moving to India.
I'm so excited! I've always wanted to visit India and with the salary they pay me I'll be able to live like a Maharaja over there.
Well done Aviva, keep up the good work.Submitted by: giorgiss
Am I the only person eagerly awaiting a Sickipedia iPhone app?
Submitted by: giorgiss
Bluetooth.
Allowing dads to craftily send naked pictures of their son's girlfriends to their own phones since 1994.Submitted by: giorgiss
