The bank just rang me with regards to my new current account.
I must admit, I wasn't very impressed with what I heard.
A Paki's voice.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was gonna download the Adele app.
But it wouldn't fit on my phone.Submitted by: giorgiss
Girl- How much do you love me?
Guy- Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you.
Girl- but, its morning.
Guy- Exactly.Submitted by: giorgiss
Predictive text is a female invention, because it's another thing that knows what you're going to say before you've already said it.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Why is it when your phone is running low on battery that it insists on reminding you every few seconds?
Submitted by: giorgiss
"The Nokia N8, what will you do with it?"
Make a phone call hopefully.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate came up to me and started showing off his new iPhone 4S.
"Oi mate, can your phone do this?" He asked, "Redtube." He said, and the iPhone instantly went onto Redtube.
"No," I replied, rolling my eyes.
"Haha! I've just downloaded a new app" He said gleefully.
My phone vibrated and 100 text messages came through all at once saying, 'Can your phone do this?'
"Look mate, I know I've got a Nokia 3310, but can your phone do this?"
And with that, I launched it into his face knocking him clean out.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was accused of being an immature coward today.
"I know you are, but what am I?" I whispered, as I walked away.Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend phoned my house phone earlier sounding pretty panicked. She said "A bomb's just gone off near where you work, where are you!?
I replied "Since i just answered my housephone, i'll let you take a wild guess."Submitted by: giorgiss
It's great having unlimited texts at Christmas and New Years...
Now I just need some friends...Submitted by: giorgiss
