What's the difference between my wife and a dead baby?
My wife hasn't stopped crying.Submitted by: giorgiss
What is the difference between a midget and a freak?
Political correctnessSubmitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between SpongeBob SquarePants and Maddie?
SpongeBob WANTS to live at the bottom of the sea.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Emile Heskey and Madeleine McCann?
Maddie scored before she died.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a baby and a Mars Bar?
About 500 calories.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Americans and sumo wrestlers?
Americans make sumo wrestlers look anorexic.Submitted by: giorgiss
A friend of mine pulled out the old joke of shoving two fingers under my nose and saying "Smell your mum"
So I punched him in the face and said "Smell your Nan."Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between women and computers?
You can stick a floppy into a computer.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a baby and a catholic priest?
one sucks its fingers...Submitted by: giorgiss
I had a big row with the wife last night.
She said, "You don't love me anymore full stop!"
I said, "You're wrong - I don't love you anymore exclamation mark!"Submitted by: giorgiss
