What's the difference between an over curious archaeologist and Kanye West?
The archaeologist is a nosey digger.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and global warming?
People still care about global warming.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair?
Shipman actually did something about NHS waiting lists.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?
About 10 minutes on a high gas mark.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Jade Goody and an Elephant?
CancerSubmitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
You only have to punch information into a computer once!Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Father Christmas?
Father Christmas still empties his sack in little boys bedrooms!Submitted by: giorgiss
What do Madeleine McCann and Everton's defence have in common?
They both went missing in Portugal.Submitted by: giorgiss
What the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
You don't get arrested for violining with kids.Submitted by: giorgiss
