I can't wait for tonight.
A bunch of my mates are coming over to play on their phones.Submitted by: giorgiss
My bank is the worst. They're charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can't even afford to be broke.
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Does anybody else become irrationally scared and reluctant to answer calls from a withheld number and then spend half of the day wondering who it was and what they wanted?
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We live in strange times.
Kids run wild and dogs go to obedience school...Submitted by: giorgiss
Lighten the mood if you are ever in a car crash by replacing your air-bags with confetti today.
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I feel like the people who hand out leaflets are really saying,
"Here, throw this away for me."Submitted by: giorgiss
I was so angry when my Blackerry stopped working today I was gonna start a riot!
But then I remembered I had a Blackberry, so i couldn'tSubmitted by: giorgiss
I've often wondered if the world will be inhabitable in 3039 years time.
I think it'll be 5050.Submitted by: giorgiss
You'd have thought that Goths would have realised that dressing the same as each other isn't non-conformist.
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Typical. It's Jubilee weekend and there's no sign of the reign ending.
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