Heat magazine... For all the hot gossip on the hottest celebrities.
Sickipedia... For all the sickest jokes on the cold celebrities.Submitted by: giorgiss
No, I think you'll find Wikipedia copied MY coursework.
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This new phone tariff is a bit steep, every time I plug the phone in it tells me it's charging.
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My girlfriend recently asked how much I love her.
"I love you more than my mum!"
Joke's on her though, because my mum doesn't love her at all.Submitted by: giorgiss
The NSPCC profile pic campaign - anyone else think it's gonna backfire when 11 year olds realise it's not actually Pikachu they're agreed to meet through facebook?
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It's all well and good people praising Gareth Bale, but has every one forgotten that his mum puts cats in bins?
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If Sickipedia was a building, it would be a public toilet, seriously filthy and always out of order!!
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My mother-in-laws brand new wheelchair has far too many moving parts for my liking.
Her heart & lungs for example.Submitted by: giorgiss
Genuinely true: My girlfriend has just been to our local supermarket. When she tried to buy some cigarrettes the woman behind the counter said, "have you got any I.D. love?" My girlfriend said, "I.D.?! You think I'm under 18? These are my 2 children and the oldest is 5!" The woman said, "That doesn't mean anything around here, love. I.D. please."
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My girlfriend said I don't pay her enough attention.
It's not my fault she's wears clothes around the house.Submitted by: giorgiss
